by nanda and some small dogs who would probably prefer to remain anonymous.
- It's not great sex until somebody cries.
- You can't really be in love if you don't have a baby and/or beagle.
- Men are just women with penises.
- Rape isn't wrong if it's twue wuv.
- Women always come first.
- It's always a good sign when something starts throbbing.
- Humans mainly communicate in paragraph-long speeches.
- Tampons are a turn-on.
- Canon and those who write it exist only to thwart OTPs.
- Never say something just once when you can say it two or three times, because more words are always better. Always.
- Staring longingly at each other for several seasons constitutes a deep and meaningful commitment.
- Any plot can benefit from the addition of a misunderstanding or seven.
- Men can always get it up.
- Women are always squeamish about their periods.
- Male friends all really just want to get into each other's pants.
- Relationship problems are always the woman's fault, especially when the man is hawt.
- Hot sex cures all angst.
- Pets like to watch their owners go at it omg.
- Everybody is a virgin until we have on-screen evidence to the contrary.
- Butter is the perfect lube.
- The End.
P.S. My hair looks FANTASTIC.
P.P.S. I am way too excited to get my ficathon assignments. Eeee.
P.P.P.S. I have peanut butter cups.